1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:02,478 [Introductory musical note] 2 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:03,937 You would not believe the extra work 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,010 that comes with being a sports agent. 4 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,493 If a client wants property, I'm scouting houses. 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:11,273 Somebody on a diet, I'm finding a nutritionist. 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,619 Now one of our athletes is having a bachelor party. 7 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:14,929 Who do you think... 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,355 You are not popping out of a cake. 9 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,761 [Laughter] 10 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,724 No, but I have to find someone who will. 11 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:22,633 Just in case, be available next Saturday. 12 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:23,808 [Laughter] 13 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:25,723 [Knock on door] 14 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,678 Ooh! Pedicure party! 15 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,456 Can I soak? 16 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,161 Since when are you into grooming? 17 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,568 Since I need help trying to hook up 18 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,337 with this classy girl I met at yoga. 19 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:37,205 Yeah, been getting my shocker on. 20 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,818 Oh, a new girl? 21 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,018 Well, I don't know how I can help, but... 22 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,300 Spencer: You can't. 23 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:42,959 I'm here to see Dee Dee, the classy one. 24 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:45,574 No offense, Mona. 25 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,074 None taken, but next time you're broke, 26 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,570 see if the classy one loans you money. 27 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,217 [Laughter] 28 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,701 Her name's Gabrielle. 29 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:54,620 She's smart, pretty, and way out of my league. 30 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:57,096 Well, Spencer, the first way to impress a classy girl 31 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,227 is to take her to a classy place. 32 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,060 Good idea. 33 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,388 You think she'll like the crab shack? 34 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:05,110 Ladies love a good shellfish. 35 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:07,065 Stay with me, Spence. 36 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,164 My agency has a luxury skybox. 37 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:11,133 The whole family's going to a warriors game tonight. 38 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:12,328 You should bring Gabrielle. 39 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,440 Yeah, even my mom's bringing her 40 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:16,164 smokin' hot new boy toy Glenn. 41 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,120 She insists I call him that. 42 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,303 I talked her down from Mr. Hottie cchotterson. 43 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:23,517 Who? 44 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,131 [Laughter] 45 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,825 [Introductory theme song] 46 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:32,272 ♪ through this journey of discovery ♪ 47 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:36,403 ♪ you finding you I'm finding me ♪ 48 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:39,837 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 49 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:41,485 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 50 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,669 ♪ brings out the joy inside of me ♪ 51 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:46,105 ♪ inside of me ♪ 52 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,153 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 53 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,408 ♪ all we need is lovin' ♪ 54 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:53,981 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 55 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,120 ♪ you and me ♪ 56 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,553 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 57 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,250 Ooh. [Ironic laughter] 58 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,693 [Introductory musical note] 59 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,466 Thanks again for inviting us, Dee Dee. 60 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:09,651 I usually sit courtside, so this is a cute change. 61 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,612 Stick with me, Gabrielle. 62 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,737 I'll take you to a lot of fancy places. 63 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,400 Ooh! No skin on the shrimp? 64 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,655 Nice! 65 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,047 [Laughter] 66 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:24,140 [Laughs] Spencer, you are so funny! 67 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,451 Stop acting like you've never seen shrimp before! 68 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:31,193 Ma, there are 20 chairs here. 69 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,171 Get off of him. This is not the back seat of a Chevy. 70 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,716 [Laughter] 71 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:37,106 I know. This lap is a Cadillac. 72 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,590 [Laughter] 73 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,200 Oh, fine. Come on, Glenn. Let me make you a plate. 74 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,471 We better hurry. Spencer is killin' those shrimp. 75 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:45,604 [Laughter] 76 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,947 Hello, sports fans. Sorry we're late. 77 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:50,337 Your mom had a little trouble choosing her game hair. 78 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,131 [Laughter] 79 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,775 - Mona: Hi, daddy. - How are you? 80 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,999 Little Dee, I am really proud of you. 81 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,868 Working hard, making your own money. 82 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,440 I get to reap the rewards! 83 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:00,957 Well, it's good to know I work 84 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,570 sixty hours a week for your benefit, daddy. 85 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,141 That's it? I worked 80 for yours. 86 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,879 [Laughter] 87 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,750 But I'm still proud. 88 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,121 This luxury suite adds sophistication 89 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:14,057 to even a sweaty sport like basketball. 90 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,890 And speaking of over-active sweat glands, 91 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:17,198 who let Phyllis in? 92 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,984 [Laughter] 93 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,938 Your ex-husband's hair isn't that greasy. 94 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,736 I mean, he shouldn't stand near an open flame, but... 95 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,287 [Laughter] 96 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:25,638 Charles, big Dee Dee, 97 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,467 I'd like you to meet Glenn stalworth. 98 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,555 Nice to meet you. 99 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,434 Phyllis, I didn't know you were adopting. 100 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,995 [Laughter] 101 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,433 She's not. 102 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,089 Nice hair, by the way. 103 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,443 [Laughter] 104 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,392 For your information, he's my man. 105 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,571 He's also a fireman. You should see him in action. 106 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:45,618 Glenn, go get your ladder and climb big Dee Dee. 107 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:48,679 I hear you're the one that saved my property. 108 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,186 I can't thank you enough. 109 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,323 I have two very precious jewels in that building. 110 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,356 And one leftover lump of coal. 111 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:55,541 [Laughter] 112 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:56,666 [Yells] Yes! 113 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,328 Tell me you saw that last play! 114 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:00,892 Cross over, then take it to the right, bam! 115 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,369 Spencer, please! 116 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,939 Let's use our skybox voices. Come on. 117 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:06,766 - [Laughter] - Oh. My bad. 118 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,985 I'll keep it down. 119 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,904 This is pretty weird. 120 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:13,249 [Dee Dee: There's our dad, our moms, 121 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,430 and your possible future daddy. 122 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,744 We're like "the Brady bunch" with afro sheen. 123 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,574 [Laughter] 124 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,012 Mona, I thought you were supporting 125 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,785 your mom's relationship with Glenn. 126 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:27,443 I am, but if she keeps acting like a teenager in heat, 127 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,048 I won't make it to halftime. 128 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,268 [Laughter] 129 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,967 Anyway... 130 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,324 Glenn's been planning a little weekend get-away. 131 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:35,624 A little lover's retreat. 132 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,100 You're going away? That's great! 133 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,799 If you leave now, you can be there by... 134 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,887 Well, who cares as long as you go now? Go, come on. 135 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:44,334 I have a cabin in Aspen. No phone, no TV. 136 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,814 We can spend every uninterrupted moment together. 137 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:50,253 Dear, don't you get enough stress from your day job? 138 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,513 [Laughter] 139 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,545 [Introductory musical note] 140 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,472 So sorry I'm late. 141 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:58,037 I had to hold a linebacker's hand 142 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,783 while he got his first tattoo. 143 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,344 [Laughter] 144 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:03,521 Well, we already ordered for you. 145 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:06,037 And I'm so glad you guys could join us. 146 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:07,661 I just think it's so important 147 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:10,272 to get to know your boyfriend's friends. 148 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,223 Especially when they're girls, right? 149 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,182 - [Fake laughs] - [Laughter] 150 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:17,620 So, you two hooked up? Congratulations. 151 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,358 [Sighs]Thanks to you and the skybox, 152 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,539 this is our one-weekiversary! 153 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,795 [Both giggling] 154 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,498 We've been to the ballet, the opera, 155 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:26,986 and I finally learned the proper way 156 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,092 to check for food in my teeth! 157 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,420 Oh, oh, sweetie, sweetie, 158 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,293 that's not something we brag about, ok? 159 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,464 [Laughter] 160 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,119 - My bad. - Yes! 161 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,381 So, Dee Dee, how's the bachelor party coming along? 162 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,377 Great! Cigars, pretty ladies, 163 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,079 six kinds of scotch. 164 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,686 [Fake choke] Bachelor parties are so immature. 165 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,818 Spencer, I am so glad you're not going, 166 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,910 because I'd have to put my foot down. 167 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:49,649 [Laughs] Yeah, right. 168 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,830 Like your size six and a half can stop me from going. 169 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:52,916 [Laughter] 170 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,274 But who cares? 171 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,910 Because I wasn't invited to that immature foolishness. 172 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,006 Gabrielle: Yes! 173 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,055 Oh, I can't eat these. They're cold. 174 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,925 They just came from my kitchen. 175 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,666 Then your kitchen must be freezing. 176 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:07,757 Sorry, hon. 177 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:12,024 I see you've added another winner to your crew. 178 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,330 [Laughter] 179 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,937 Could I get some more soy sauce? 180 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,507 You don't need more sodium. 181 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,420 I'll have these noodles heated up. 182 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,120 Thank you. 183 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,167 Oh, Spencer, Spencer, sweetie. 184 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:27,263 I know you're not gonna start eating before me, are you? 185 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:29,003 - My bad. - Yes. 186 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,744 Oh, excuse me, sweetie? 187 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:33,735 Can you be a dear and bring us both new, hot bowls? 188 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:34,828 Hot. 189 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,881 Spencer, I thought you said you were starving. 190 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:41,054 Nah, I'm cool. 191 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,879 My girl's just looking out for me. 192 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,577 Oh, and I expect dessert to be complimentary. 193 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,146 Oh, you get something free, all right. 194 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,839 [Laughter] 195 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,110 [Introductory musical note] 196 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:54,283 Your plan for the bachelor party looks fabulous! 197 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,700 I see your client spared no expense 198 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,809 for female entertainment. 199 00:06:57,895 --> 00:07:00,455 You know, your mother's no stranger to burlesque. 200 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:03,546 Why am I not surprised? 201 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,030 [Laughter] 202 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,900 The time, sometime after midnight. 203 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,601 The place, somewhere in Vegas. 204 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,599 I don't know where. I was stuck in a cake. 205 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,301 [Laughter] 206 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,298 But when I popped out of it, 207 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,830 I was looking into the baby blues 208 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,873 of one frank Sinatra. 209 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,789 Oh, he downed his Martini 210 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:23,364 and placed his olive somewhere I'd rather not mention. 211 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,183 But I still have the pit. 212 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,620 - [Laughter] - [Knock on door] 213 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,011 Come in, whoever it is! 214 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,930 Break it down if you have to! 215 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,315 [Laughter] 216 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,108 Yo, double dees. 217 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,502 That's what frank called me. 218 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,846 I was heavily padded. 219 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:39,365 [Laughter] 220 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,070 Hey, Dee. 221 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,477 You know how you helped me get with Gabrielle? 222 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,376 I'm not taking credit for that. 223 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,075 In fact, I saw little traces of crazy in the skybox, 224 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,513 which were confirmed 225 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,139 by touches of whack-a-doo in the noodle bar! 226 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,856 [Laughter] 227 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,950 I know. It's gotten to the point 228 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,219 where I wake up screaming "my bad, my bad"! 229 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:01,015 - So what can I do to help? - I need you to get her off me. 230 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,475 See, my way of breaking up 231 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,789 conflicts with the new, mature Spencer. 232 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,875 Spencer, you can break up with her nicely 233 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,714 and still maintain your integrity. 234 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,192 Just be firm, direct. 235 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,452 There are no maybes or probablys. 236 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,725 Just get in the woman's face, look her straight in the eye, 237 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,225 and cut her loose. 238 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,631 Ooh... 239 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,194 That's much better than my old way. 240 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,761 They always cry when I say 241 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,648 I'm being called to Africa by the peace corps. 242 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,979 [Laughter] 243 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:27,068 [Introductory musical note] 244 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,863 I can't believe Spencer's late. 245 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,904 I need male input on what tasteless gifts 246 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,379 to get for this bachelor party. 247 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:34,779 [Laughter] 248 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,952 Whips, handcuffs. 249 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,478 Studded leather spiky thingy... 250 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,614 How desperate would you have to be to buy this stuff? 251 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,257 Phyllis: Wow, that's huge! 252 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,920 How many batteries does it take? 253 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:49,054 Four c's will get you where you want to go. 254 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,917 [Laughter] 255 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,934 It also comes with an adapter for your car. 256 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,932 For those long road trips. 257 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,104 [Laughter] 258 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,800 Ma, what are you doing here? 259 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,329 What are you doing here? 260 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,592 Ma'am, if you buy a fifth vibrating item, 261 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:08,325 you get a free DVD of "a night in Paris". 262 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,327 [Laughter] 263 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,509 Mom, a word now in the bondage aisle. 264 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,855 [Laughter] 265 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,115 - Where have you been? - Upstairs. 266 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,859 That's where all the DVDs are. 267 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,100 Now, that i'm a bachelor again, 268 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,335 I need to buy back everything 269 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,911 that Gabrielle made me throw away. 270 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,223 So your break-up went well? 271 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,785 Oh, yeah. I followed your advice to the letter, 272 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,273 and I haven't spoken to that control freak in two days. 273 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,534 This is humiliating! 274 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,436 Well, how do you think I feel? 275 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,061 I need help, Mona. This is hard to admit, 276 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,022 but Glenn and I haven't been intimate yet. 277 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,892 But you're always all over each other. 278 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:46,413 The other night, he practically had your neck for dessert. 279 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:47,868 That's because it's the only piece of flesh 280 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:50,111 I've allowed him to see. 281 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,848 Mona, I'm nervous. 282 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,719 I mean, our big get-away is this weekend, 283 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:57,250 and he's so young and sexy and virile. 284 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,815 All the guys I've been with up to now 285 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,472 have barely been able to keep up with me. 286 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,257 I think Glenn can go the distance... 287 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,342 And then some. 288 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,817 [Laughter] 289 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,740 Look, ma, I will help you through this. 290 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,215 Now, put everything back and let's go. 291 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,606 Ok, well, maybe except 292 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,399 for the chocolate-flavored massage oil. 293 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,623 [Laughter] 294 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,051 $78 for a tickler? 295 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,200 [Scoffs] Just give me the money. 296 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,798 I'll tickle my damn self. 297 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:22,972 [Laughter] 298 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,972 Sweetie! [Giggle] 299 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:31,276 I recognized your rusted-out cutlass in the parking lot, 300 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,019 so I decided to come in here and surprise you! 301 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,111 Surprise! 302 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,417 It certainly is. Look, I thought we... 303 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,568 Oh, silly, I knew you didn't want to break up with me! 304 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,337 And you coming in here 305 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,075 trying to find us a little entertainment 306 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,646 just proves it to me. 307 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,694 - It does? - And since I'm here, 308 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,409 I'm gonna get us something a little special too, 309 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,783 because I can't wait 310 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,350 to spend the night making up to you. 311 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,268 So you drink down that gatorade, big boy. 312 00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,483 [Imitates yelp] 313 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,881 [Laughter] 314 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,879 Dee Dee, make her go away! 315 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:10,804 Don't worry, Spencer. 316 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,317 We are breaking up with this girl 317 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,800 if it's the last thing I do! 318 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:17,071 Now, clearly, Gabrielle is a "get-what-she-wants" 319 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,814 type of girl. I know how to handle her kind. 320 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,416 I'm glad. 321 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,346 Because her kind is buying a lot of freaky stuff! 322 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,858 [Introductory musical note] 323 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,172 Wow. The first time I'm giving a sex talk, 324 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,863 and I'm giving it to my mother. 325 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,171 [Laughter] 326 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,476 Well, sex was different in my day. 327 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,093 Men were lucky just to get it. 328 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,605 Now you've gotta have tricks and whatnot. 329 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,919 Mona, I don't have any tricks, 330 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,794 and my whatnot's seen better days. 331 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,875 Don't worry, ma. It'll be ok. 332 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,927 Now, remember, the best intimacy comes 333 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,542 when two people feel... 334 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,122 Whatever. I just want to rock his world. 335 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,316 Give me some tips. 336 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,578 [Laughter] 337 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,371 Ok. Confidence is key. 338 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,716 So I usually have some wine, low lighting, 339 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,547 and by low I mean off. 340 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:05,164 And if you lay just right, 341 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,546 it emphasizes the breasts 342 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,678 and De-emphasized the back fat. 343 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:09,771 [Laughter] 344 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,040 Oh, god. It's the blind leading the blind. 345 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,303 - [Laughter] - [Introductory musical note] 346 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,166 Thanks for calling, Dee Dee. 347 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,648 It's nice to hang out with someone 348 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,568 you have so much in common with. 349 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,392 We both have great style, fabulous hair, 350 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,740 and we care so much about Spencer. 351 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,531 Actually... 352 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,355 I'm here on his behalf. 353 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,733 He's been trying to be a gentleman 354 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,859 and break up with you nicely, 355 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,840 but you keep ignoring him. 356 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,576 Of course I'm ignoring him, honey. 357 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,096 He's a man. They're all confused. 358 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,801 [Laughter] 359 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,798 He's just afraid of getting too close. 360 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,810 But I'm helping him fix that. 361 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,503 [Kindly] Come on now, Gabrielle. 362 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,641 Let's hold up the truth mirror, shall we? 363 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,805 Now, I understand it may be hard hearing it from him, 364 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,731 but you and I, we speak the same language. 365 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,647 It's over. 366 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:57,972 [Scoffs] Are you sure he feels... 367 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,394 It's over. 368 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,264 - Yeah, but what about... - [Emphasize] Over. 369 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,215 [Laughter] 370 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,874 Wow. 371 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,128 No one's ever been that honest with me before. 372 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,478 Well, I guess I have no choice. 373 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,051 I mean, if Spencer wants to let me go, 374 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,918 I'll let him go. [Fake laugh] 375 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:17,057 Thank you for taking the time to tell me this. 376 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,755 I'm sorry if I was harsh, 377 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,323 but it's for the good of womankind! 378 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,235 She left quickly. 379 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,808 You know, you could learn from her. 380 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,245 [Laughter] 381 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,167 [Introductory musical note] 382 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,042 [Exotic music playing] 383 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,867 [Zills chiming] 384 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,521 Ok, so this next movement 385 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,481 gets you in touch with your sensual self. 386 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,180 So think of your body as an ocean... 387 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:58,229 With waves of sexuality. 388 00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,355 [Exotic music continues] 389 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,189 Oh, hell no! 390 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,577 [Laughter] 391 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,410 I'm trying to keep a young man. 392 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,390 I don't need to slip a disk trying to be Shakira! 393 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,025 [Laughter] 394 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,593 Phyllis, this is about you being confident 395 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,770 in your own skin. 396 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,246 Shauna: Hmm! Wow! 397 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,896 Where did you learn to do that? 398 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,590 Shauna and I went to law school together. 399 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,394 I helped her with torts 400 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,692 and she helped me belly dance my waist down to 22 inches. 401 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,169 Damn, my mom has a cat with a 22-inch waist. 402 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,700 [Laughter] 403 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,313 Just remember, any body movement 404 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,615 can be done in a sexy, enticing way. 405 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,622 I mean, just say you're... 406 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,664 Taking out the trash. 407 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,005 [Laughter] 408 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,730 If I could do that, I'd never have 409 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,316 to take out the trash again! 410 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,281 Ok, look, try this one. 411 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,333 [Shauna groan] 412 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,196 Uh! Yeah! 413 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,340 Phyllis, work those abs! 414 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,383 Ooh! Look at that. I got me some abs! 415 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,263 I'm starting to feel sexy. 416 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,479 All I need is some lingerie and some finger cymbals, 417 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,242 and I'll get the groove back in my whatnot! 418 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,830 [Zills chiming] 419 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,314 [Introductory musical note] 420 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,744 Here's to me. 421 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,010 I gave your mom her sexuality back. 422 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,664 I extricated Spencer from that cling thing Gabrielle. 423 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,359 She won't be hanging onto another man anytime soon. 424 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,406 [Laughter] 425 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,802 Probably because she hasn't let go of Spencer yet. 426 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,939 She must be amazing in bed. 427 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,773 I know what this looks like. 428 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,593 But she's amazing in bed! 429 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,161 [Laughter] 430 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,818 Spencer, what happened? 431 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,692 Gabrielle put a hood on me or something. 432 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,392 She made me do things that hurt 433 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,562 and felt good at the same time. 434 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,913 You gotta help me as soon as we get back from cabo. 435 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,830 What? It's rude to sleep with a girl 436 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,865 and not accept a free Mexican vacation. 437 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,403 Spencer, this isn't about you anymore. 438 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,746 This is about "good vs. Evil". 439 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,966 Don't, don't. Hell hath no fury like a Dee Dee scorned. 440 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,758 [Laughter] 441 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,242 Dee Dee: We had an understanding. 442 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,932 You were gonna leave Spencer alone. 443 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,540 I'm sure you've gone through changes with your boyfriend. 444 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,021 [Gasps] Oh, wait. 445 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,161 You don't have one. 446 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,744 Well, that's probably because you're too busy 447 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,457 all up in my business. 448 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,771 [Laughter] 449 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,291 You know, Gabrielle, 450 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,561 by ignoring Spencer's break-up attempts, 451 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,654 you're playing into the whole "crazy black woman" stereotype. 452 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,134 Come on, girl. We barely recovered from omarosa. 453 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,605 [Laughter] 454 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,696 Dee Dee, I eat girls like you for breakfast, 455 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,826 so why don't you just go home alone 456 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,138 like you do every night? 457 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,234 I don't need a man to define me. 458 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,923 Ah, the lonely woman's mantra. 459 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,412 Gabrielle: Spencer! Let's go. 460 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,844 All of a sudden, it's gotten a little too crowded in here. 461 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,240 [Yell] Come on! 462 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,535 [Laughter] 463 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,679 I brought you some ice cream since you got your ass kicked. 464 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,116 [Introductory musical note] 465 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:15,555 Ok, ma, here's one last thing for your trip. 466 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,643 [Whispers] Condoms. 467 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,425 But, remember, if you're not ready, just say no. 468 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,737 I mean, no one will judge you for choosing abstinence. 469 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,959 Dee Dee: Phyllis, just relax and have fun. 470 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,565 Make out on the nature trails. 471 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,265 Frolic around naked in the cabin. 472 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,312 No, no, no. No walking around naked. 473 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,588 I don't want you to get a splinter. 474 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,786 [Laughter] 475 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,048 [Knock on door] 476 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,282 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 477 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,577 [Cheerful humming] 478 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,201 [Groan] Wow. 479 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,282 Up top. 480 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,418 Ought to take you out of town more often. 481 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,155 Which reminds me, do you have a number 482 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,696 where you can be reached and the address of the place 483 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,895 you'll be staying? 484 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,637 Yes, and at your mother's request, 485 00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,028 I am not giving it to you. 486 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,381 [Laughter] 487 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,821 Oh, Mona, I don't think your mom 488 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,557 can take that grooming kit on the plane. 489 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,888 She's right. We don't want to get detained 490 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,780 - and miss our flight. - Oh, yeah. 491 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,589 It'd be a shame if something like that happened. 492 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,960 Excuse me. I need to go call Spencer. 493 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,269 What are you gonna be cooking 494 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,545 with all this flavored oil, babe? 495 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:17,623 [Laughter] 496 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,185 [Surprise groan] 497 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,319 Let's go now. 498 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,015 [Introductory musical note] 499 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,895 Wasn't it nice of Dee Dee 500 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,392 to stop by this morning and bring us muffins? 501 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,638 Guess she knows when she's been beaten. 502 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,115 Uh, ma'am, I have to look through your bag. 503 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,206 Whatever. 504 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,645 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. 505 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,363 You're not allowed to take sharp objects on board. 506 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,817 That's not mine. I don't even know how it got in there! 507 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,651 Has anyone else had access to your luggage? 508 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,049 No! I packed it myself last night! 509 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,183 [Groans] Spencer, sweetie... 510 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,676 Why don't you go to the gate and save us some seats 511 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:02,922 while I slowly explain things to this guy? 512 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,011 [Laugh] Ok. Nice knowing you. 513 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,190 I mean, see you there. 514 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,626 [Small laugh] 515 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,852 Oh, just take the stupid kit so I can go! 516 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,038 Why are you traveling with all this contraband? 517 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,585 [Laughter] 518 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,897 Dee Dee, that heifer, set me up. 519 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,423 [Agrees ironically] 520 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,637 Well, here at airport security, 521 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,336 we don't take mystery items in luggage lightly. 522 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,595 Come with me. 523 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,857 Oh, no, but I'll miss my flight! 524 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,340 Yes, you will. 525 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,070 - [Laughter] - [Introductory musical note] 526 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,959 - You look great. - Thank you! 527 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,133 [Knocks] 528 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,868 Hello... Phyllis, you're smiling. 529 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,530 Good idea to stay heavily medicated. 530 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,944 That way, when your boyfriend dumps you, 531 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,183 it won't hurt so much. 532 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,969 [Laughter] 533 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,143 Glenn and I just got back from our very romantic weekend. 534 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,950 And this time, I didn't have to carry my man 535 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,491 over the threshold. 536 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:52,671 [Laughter] 537 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,016 You know, Phyllis, 538 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,845 that's the only thing I miss about you. 539 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,813 The way you used to put your back into it. 540 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,286 Enough, Charles. 541 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,003 Are those the pictures of the morbid affair? 542 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,456 Yes, and I was just showing them to Mona. 543 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,291 But, ma, these are all taken from inside the room. 544 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,430 That's because we never made it outside... 545 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,642 [Laughter] 546 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,911 If you know what I mean. 547 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,743 I'm gonna pretend like I don't know what she means. 548 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,004 What who means? 549 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,256 [Laughter] 550 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,608 As far as I'm concerned, 551 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,257 the last two minutes never happened. 552 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,611 - [Laughter] - [Introductory musical note] 553 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,970 [Introductory theme song] 554 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:32,570 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0